The Met Office has issued a Yellow Warning for high temperatures as the mercury looks set to soar to 28˚C over the next few days. Temperatures much like those people enjoy when they go on holiday in Mediterranean countries are regarded in the UK to be too dangerous to trust people to put on a […]
There was outrage this week as a burst couch and other sundry broken bits of furniture were dumped in the dump that is the upper Port. Angry Portonions are demanding to know why this stuff wasn’t put on Frankies Freebies before it got unceremoniously skipped. “At widda done some wee lassie just starting oot a […]
Inverclyde Independent editors argue about the collective noun for people from The Strone. Stronian? Stronish? Strogins? Stroge Ins?
Local single mother Aggie McSenga, fae The Strone, has got in touch with your only trustworthy local news source The Inverclyde Independent to demand action after River Clyde Homes refused to send in Rentokil for a mouse infestation, telling her – “Your boggin kitchen is the reason you have mice, ya clatty bastard”. She said, […]