by Johnny ‘Beef’ Bullingdon, Crime Desk Reports of a brawl last night in Greenock’s favourite Peking and Cantonese hot spot have been pouring in to The Inverclyde Independent. According to local man ‘Duggie Thomson’ the fight was started, apparently, by none other than Hollywood action-hero ‘Kurt Russell’. Mr Thomson tells us he witnessed the incident […]
Bosses at Inverclyde’s biggest money pit have come under fire for what can only be described as a massive error of judgement after they banded together to place a £1 million wager on a football match. The dunderheaded managers thought they had a sure fire winner when they placed the bet on Manchester City to […]
A mermaid has washed up on the River Clyde and has sent residents of Port Glasgow into a maritime frenzy!
Naida, thought to be from the mythical underwater kingdom of Atlantis, was discovered beached by locals in the Tesco car park, as cheeky youngsters spat at her and pelted her with coins. One of the teens Aidan McNish, 14, of Oronsay Avenue said: “We were goin doon the clyde tae start a fire when ma […]