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Inverclyde Independent Goes Yellow In Support of Yellow Hoose

To show our support for the Yellow Hoose owners, and all house owners who don’t follow planning permission guidelines and think they’re better than other people, we will be going yellow this week and have also teamed up with McGill’s buses (because fuck going up against them. We don’t have the insurance for that) to paint one of the Slaemuir buses yellow. (artist’s impression above).

If you are travelling to, or from, Slaemuir you not only have our pity but can get half-price travel by cutting out a picture of Katie Price’s brown baby Harvey and sticking it to an old washing up liquid bottle and saying the password to the driver “Any galloshuns?”.

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