“I’ve been wet as an otter’s pocket all week” Pharmaceutical companies are pleased to announce the arrival of over the counter sales of the female arousal pill ‘Niagara’ The new drug has made a splash in Inverclyde with ladies reporting flow of 3160 tons per minute. We spoke to some ladies outside the chemist who […]
Bosses at Inverclyde’s biggest money pit have come under fire for what can only be described as a massive error of judgement after they banded together to place a £1 million wager on a football match. The dunderheaded managers thought they had a sure fire winner when they placed the bet on Manchester City to […]
Shockwaves were felt in the chambers at Inverclyde Council this afternoon as arch-rivals and social media enemies Councillors McEleny and McCabe attempted to out-troll each other over their favourite pet projects. After an afternoon of noising each other up on Twitter and trying desperately to get attention on Facebook, they each submitted proposals at the […]
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