Inverclyde Independent editors argue about the collective noun for people from The Strone. Stronian? Stronish? Strogins? Stroge Ins?
Local single mother Aggie McSenga, fae The Strone, has got in touch with your only trustworthy local news source The Inverclyde Independent to demand action after River Clyde Homes refused to send in Rentokil for a mouse infestation, telling her – “Your boggin kitchen is the reason you have mice, ya clatty bastard”. She said, […]
There was shock and confusion today on the Wemyss Bay line when a man got on the train at Whinhill and alighted from Branchton. One spokesman for First ScotRail said “Have you ever heard the word alighted away from a train station? Can you alight from a bus? I’m away to get a dictionary” Shocked commuter Inigo […]
In a NEW segment world renowned relationship expert and amateur rodeo clown Fin does his best to dish out the best of advice to the residents of Inverclyde and beyond. Don’t be afraid to write in via PM for your own piece of advice! Dear Fin My husband has recently started gardening late at night. […]