A mermaid has washed up on the River Clyde and has sent residents of Port Glasgow into a maritime frenzy!
Naida, thought to be from the mythical underwater kingdom of Atlantis, was discovered beached by locals in the Tesco car park, as cheeky youngsters spat at her and pelted her with coins. One of the teens Aidan McNish, 14, of Oronsay Avenue said: “We were goin doon the clyde tae start a fire when ma […]
In a first of a regular new feature in The Inverclyde Independent Greenock’s own Barbie Snozclove will be seducing your eyeholes and nostrils with tall tales from the world of celebrity, fashion and lifestyle choices. Rejoice in the bland lack of novelty in your own life, swallowed up by a 48-hour working week and endless […]
Tonight, Greenock Police, mobbed up, in about 50 million meat wagons busted ‘Oot the Road’. Drugs were seized and arrests were made. Local dealer, Wully Broon, 13, gave the Indie the exclusive. “They came in like the Charge oh the Light Brigade. Helicopters the lot. They’ll be shouting that they’ve heavy claimed aw the drugs […]