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New Passport for Gammons

Following quickly on the heels of the refusal to permit gender-neutral passports in the UK, the government are to introduce special passports for the more reactionary elements of society.

The new passport will be based on pet passports in honour of the British Bulldog spirit and the passport holder will be required to be microchipped with their basic details.

The passport is expected to be Gammon coloured.

Frozen chip maker McCain has been awarded the contract for the microchips.

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