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A report has been published showing that houses for sale are on the increase as more and more properties are springing up for sale every week, keeping estate agents busy, as well as divorce lawyers as more and more couples are separating.

Wemyss Bay is a close-knit community were some couples gather most weekend at each other’s property for the usual swinger’s party.

Even munter couples are welcome.

Pampas grass planted in your front lawn is usually an indication that you are a swinger couple, but a spokesperson for the group said they take into consideration your house value, your occupation, how much you earn and the type of cars you drive. You are also expected to be a pillar of the community as they don’t want to be associated with any old riff-raff.

Their parties are legendary, and you are expected to serve up top quality nosh and beverages.

The Indie spoke to one couple – Mick and Sue – who are currently going through a divorce after their experience in the swinging scene. Happily, their house is already ‘Under Offer’. Sue explained, “At first it was fun, and the food was excellent. But we’ve decided to go our separate ways as it turns out Mick prefers Sylvia’s pie…”

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