Inverclyde Independent editors argue about the collective noun for people from The Strone. Stronian? Stronish? Strogins? Stroge Ins?
Local single mother Aggie McSenga, fae The Strone, has got in touch with your only trustworthy local news source The Inverclyde Independent to demand action after River Clyde Homes refused to send in Rentokil for a mouse infestation, telling her – “Your boggin kitchen is the reason you have mice, ya clatty bastard”. She said, […]
Following outrage at Inverclyde Council demanding repair fees for headstones at Inverclyde cemeteries, there is new fury as people scattering loved ones ashes at the Garden of Remembrance are to have an annual gardening fee levied to cover the cost of raking the dead into the soil. Desperate council bosses have brought in the costs […]
In a first of a regular new feature in The Inverclyde Independent Greenock’s own Barbie Snozclove will be seducing your eyeholes and nostrils with tall tales from the world of celebrity, fashion and lifestyle choices. Rejoice in the bland lack of novelty in your own life, swallowed up by a 48-hour working week and endless […]