Oot the road
Greenock News Drug Watch

BREAKING: Inverclyde to go dry for ten minutes as Police raid ‘Oot the Road’

Tonight, Greenock Police, mobbed up, in about 50 million meat wagons busted ‘Oot the Road’.

Drugs were seized and arrests were made.

Local dealer, Wully Broon, 13, gave the Indie the exclusive.

“They came in like the Charge oh the Light Brigade. Helicopters the lot. They’ll be shouting that they’ve heavy claimed aw the drugs in Scotland. They did prolly get aboot ten ton a rock but aboot twinty seconds efter they left the whole team was back oot. See at big rock sitting on the grass over er? Ats no a rock. ATS ROCK! Business as usual. Shops open, Troops”

Don’t cancel your weekends. As usual the steady flow of drugs will be undisrupted.

 
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