If any locals are bored in their current job and are interested in an exciting and challenging new career, The Royal Family and British State are now inviting applications for the Lord Lieutenant of Renfrewshire. Retiring incumbent Old Etonian Guy Clark, 74, tells us he’s had a whale of a time. A tapestry no less. […]
By Dick Beavers, carnivore Not content with making sure that you know at every opportunity that they LOVE ANIMALS MOAR THAN YOU, vegans everywhere are FEWMIN’ that corporate monsters HEINZ have elected to use a honey-based sweetener in their popular BEANZ range due to fears over government taxes on sugar, thus making their products non-vegan […]
A mermaid has washed up on the River Clyde and has sent residents of Port Glasgow into a maritime frenzy!
Naida, thought to be from the mythical underwater kingdom of Atlantis, was discovered beached by locals in the Tesco car park, as cheeky youngsters spat at her and pelted her with coins. One of the teens Aidan McNish, 14, of Oronsay Avenue said: “We were goin doon the clyde tae start a fire when ma […]