“I’ve been wet as an otter’s pocket all week” Pharmaceutical companies are pleased to announce the arrival of over the counter sales of the female arousal pill ‘Niagara’ The new drug has made a splash in Inverclyde with ladies reporting flow of 3160 tons per minute. We spoke to some ladies outside the chemist who […]
There’s a bit of a hoo-hah doon in England as the various racists, mugs and wallopers who voted to save British Sovereignty realise they’ve shat over their country’s economy and children’s future for a sovereignty they don’t even like. “I was sick of the EU meddling in British Law, even tho’ I don’t have an […]
To show our support for the Yellow Hoose owners, and all house owners who don’t follow planning permission guidelines and think they’re better than other people, we will be going yellow this week and have also teamed up with McGill’s buses (because fuck going up against them. We don’t have the insurance for that) to […]
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