There was outrage this week as a burst couch and other sundry broken bits of furniture were dumped in the dump that is the upper Port.
Angry Portonions are demanding to know why this stuff wasn’t put on Frankies Freebies before it got unceremoniously skipped.
“At widda done some wee lassie just starting oot a wee turn, so it widda”, Ivy Beffel, 84, told the Indie, “It’s an outrage, ma wee Chantelle wis looking fur wan just like at. It’s a wee shame so it is”
If you know who dumped their heap of shite in a dump, get them telt below, troops.