A mermaid has washed up on the River Clyde and has sent residents of Port Glasgow into a maritime frenzy!
Naida, thought to be from the mythical underwater kingdom of Atlantis, was discovered beached by locals in the Tesco car park, as cheeky youngsters spat at her and pelted her with coins. One of the teens Aidan McNish, 14, of Oronsay Avenue said: “We were goin doon the clyde tae start a fire when ma […]
Researchers at Glasgow University have today announced that the popular name for a Greenock nature trail is completely incorrect. For years walkers, cyclists and runners have referred to a popular trail as “The Kelly Cut”. But new research insists that it was referred to by locals in the 1850s as “That Kelly Cunt” due to […]
By Dick Beavers, carnivore Not content with making sure that you know at every opportunity that they LOVE ANIMALS MOAR THAN YOU, vegans everywhere are FEWMIN’ that corporate monsters HEINZ have elected to use a honey-based sweetener in their popular BEANZ range due to fears over government taxes on sugar, thus making their products non-vegan […]